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I was being wooed by a highly intelligent and very romantic gentleman. Im a natural born cynic and I had brakes on the whole time. I had my binoculars out for those red flags. Im poor and he was widowed and very wealthy. Well pretty soon there was a tiny flag, naw it wasnt, was it? Then another and another. Till the day after I had told him about finding coins in my couch cushions because I was so desperately broke and needed gas for my car. Well, he had just resigned from kames investors international and needed to get his money out of Greece but was alas, short on cash. Poor fellow, even sent me a sad novella of his woes and asked me for something anything monetarily. You it was melodramatic groveling at its worst. I looked the other way. Laughed uproariously and sent him a rather snarky letter. Darned if he didnt promise me the world the very next day on the phone. Contacted Spokeo, he was using a landline phone, they still make them? And was calling from Beaverlight,Nev pop. 367. Read a little more he was heading to Jersey tomorrow to a 619,990 home and starting his own investment company. I do wish him success so he can upgrade to some iPhones and marry Theresa Guidice!! Well played.
(BY MOI)